pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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fullofcomics:

"My name is Kurt Wagner. And this has been the story of how I fell from Heaven and fell back into life. Of how I sailed the seas in the Land of the Dead and saved billions of souls. And all it cost me…was my own"
Amazing X-Men #5

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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